Russians are coming!

As we all know Uncle Sam has its own ways of spreading America-style democracy (methods include propaganda, cash spam, Microsoft software, field troop operations, bombarding enemy's capital with heavy weapon such as airplane bombs).

Recently Mr Putin who now serves as a Russian president demonstrated that Russia can extend its democracy to another parts of the world too, by taking away one of good pieces of Ukranian territory. No heavy weapons or major military operations were used in the process; enemy capital was not under attack.

Now that Crimea is part of Russian territory, Russian citizens who have problems crossing Russian borders (me included) can enjoy warm subtropical Black Sea coast.

Good work, Mr President. Once you organize stable water and electrical supply, I plan to visit the coast.

Will you please also take a piece of Mediterranean sea, so I can go there, too.